Durian Joke

Durian Season.

Lets have Durian Joke from Ah Beng & Ah Lian.

Ah Beng brought Ah Lian out to buy Durian.

They were on an old motobike.

On the way home, Ah Lian was holding 2 big bags of Durian. Of Course Ah Beng was the one riding motobike.

A long their way they rode over a hump, Ah Beng heard a loud "bang".

He quickly ask : "Lewlian Wu Kalau Boh ?"

Ah Lian shouted : "Boh Kaulau !"

Ah Beng just continue with their journey home. As and when they reached home, Ah Beng shocked that Ah Lian was without Helmet!

He asked :"Why your helmet missing?"

Ah Lian almost wanted to cry and said: "Just now I shouted "Boh Kalau" and you just ignored me !"