粉葛

今天介绍新东西“粉葛”。
不懂？ OKAY,让你看看。。。。。。。。。。。。。

还有。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

它可不是番薯或木薯哦！是---粉葛（KUDZU)。

葛根，俗称粉葛。

是一种低纤维的根茎类植物，含大量的异黄酮活性成分（天然的植物雌激素）。

天然的植物雌激素对女性保养尤其之好。

野葛中的活性成分--葛根素，可保护血管弹性以降压、降糖、降脂，降低血管疾病的危险性与预防心脑血管等疾病。

所以，粉葛煲汤，被公认为可生津止渴的餐食， 可长期食用。

为何会认识粉葛（葛根），嘿嘿。。。因为偶今晚喝了好多碗。

咩咩的游戏（转载）

想办法排好箱子救咩咩。
比如：第一关，拿了箱子/梯级，丢下排好，让咩咩能爬到顶端。

关羽

刺猬

刺猬(Porcupine)

如不熟悉中药，相信不会懂得刺猬的药用吧。
Sorry....我不懂中药，but,
人家说“久病成医”，嘿嘿。。。吃过刺猬丸，总得认识认识刺猬。

刺猬属一种药用价值很高的小兽。

1. 刺猬皮：有仙人衣之称，好好听的名字。它可不是浪得虚名的。其功能包括凉血止血，消肿止痛，绛气镇痛，行气解毒。


2. 刺猬肉：高蛋白，烤吃可补下元，理胃气，增强食欲。


3. 刺猬脂肪：用于严重泻血，涂搽可治秃疮疥癣（皮肤病），有杀皮肤寄生虫的功效。


4. 刺猬的胆：胆汁能点目止泪， 化水治痔疮。


5. 刺猬的脑，心，肝，胆，肾，鞭 ：用来浸酒喝，有助提神醒目，消除疲劳，健身壮骨。

刺猬因能捕抓大量有害昆虫，是一种益兽。不可捕杀，虽可养殖， 但不容易。

......若是有得选，还是别伤害刺猬吧。

刺猬之学：要懂得原谅，就得先学会忘记。不要过于保护自己，才能让人发觉你的优点与能力。

Durian Joke

Durian Season.

Lets have Durian Joke from Ah Beng & Ah Lian.

Ah Beng brought Ah Lian out to buy Durian.

They were on an old motobike.

On the way home, Ah Lian was holding 2 big bags of Durian. Of Course Ah Beng was the one riding motobike.

A long their way they rode over a hump, Ah Beng heard a loud "bang".

He quickly ask : "Lewlian Wu Kalau Boh ?"

Ah Lian shouted : "Boh Kaulau !"

Ah Beng just continue with their journey home. As and when they reached home, Ah Beng shocked that Ah Lian was without Helmet!

He asked :"Why your helmet missing?"

Ah Lian almost wanted to cry and said: "Just now I shouted "Boh Kalau" and you just ignored me !"

I-Phone 3G

Though is a bit late to talk about I-phone. (cause got ppl ask then write lor :D)

The 2nd genration of Apple I-phone was launch on 11 July 2008 in selected country like Hong Kong, UK, etc..

Singapore? Not yet. Expecting sometime in November 2008.

Reasons for having an I-Phone:

• Speed : Surfing speed is fastest ever compare to existing mobile phone in market.


• GPS : Location no longer a problem. You woun't lost with GPS guide to locate places.


• Chinese Input : 1st generation of I-phone cannot input Chinese word.
  2nd generation CAN.


• Mail : Read mail , reply mail, make your life easy. In-line with your PC.


• Price : 8GB USD199, 16GB USD 299.. Cheapest ever.

and Why not to get an I-Phone:

• Camera : The camera len is at the back. So you can't see yourself in the phone.


• Video : No video taking function.


• Bluetooth : Only Infra-Red, NO bluetooth.


• MMS : NO MMS service. You only can SMS.


• Contract : Foresee is going to tie contract with only particular telecom co.
  

你好毒！

给很坏的人

抄袭Copycat

总认为抄袭就不一定是不好的行为。
抄袭得有理，是一种对别人作品/知识，的肯定。
抄袭的当儿，若有所理解，增长知识，也是一种收获。
再者，若没花功夫寻质料，哪找得到好的“东西”来抄呀！。。。还是有付出的。。。

当然，什么叫有理的抄袭，看官们请思考。我嘛，至少得credit mention一下原著吧！

就如以下，正闹得沸沸腾腾的抄袭事件，我也看不过眼了。 理由让人很难信服，咄咄有词的解释让人反感。
撇开抄袭的看法，又不能了解，是否有需参插画“星星”来点缀？？

好的作品，不一定在任何场面都适合亮相！

正版





“所谓的翻版”

小游戏

三只小猪(转载）

此游戏转载自无题部落格。

欺负我

笨蛋！ 欺负我！
跟你拚过~！
不要以为我好欺负哦。会给你color 看的！

地球是圆的。OKAY !

除非你跟我说SORRY 啦！　我在考虑即使原谅你！

Shortest Story

Well...out there got people is laughing at my longgggggggggggggggggg story!

Now let me write (copy from web. :P) for you the stortest story.

==>She had been told to write a short story in as few wordas possible. The story need to contain:

• Religion
• Sexuality
• Mystery

嗒嗒嗒嗒。。。。。。。。

“Good God, I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it."

Story - Management Course

Some old story from old junk mail. Though still worth to share:

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you £800 to drop that towel."

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"

"It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.

"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the £800 he owes me?"

Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

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Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest apologised "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

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Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."

"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."Puff! She's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life."Puff! He's gone.

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story:Always let your boss have the first say.

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Lesson 4 :

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"

The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lesson 5:

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullsh!t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

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Lesson 6 :

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realizehow warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

Kway Chap粿汁

Kwap Chap, pig intestines, fatty pork, braised eggs, tau pok etcs....
Quite some places selling Kway Chap, but not all are good.
The smell is "killing" if you don't find a good one.
Used to have this at Old Airport Road........the one that need to Q. for 20-30 mins....

Yummy Yummy......
That's my lunch.

Color

Small Pink, Small Red, Small Black........

Oh Ya! Jealous with all the "Small Color"

Well, nothing better to do?!

NO! Just being care for your reaction .........

肥建入院了

胖弟弟尿道发炎。
久久不好。。。。然后还得去开刀！
大哥哥知道了， 呱呱叫！ 乱乱跳！

为什么没有人知道！！


哎哟！他住这样远，没有说， 谁知道？！

尿道发炎。。。是什么咚咚？

尿道炎是又称尿道感染，是因为致病菌侵入尿道引起感染。

細菌在尿道中造成尿道的發炎。細菌進入尿道後，就會造成尿道的發炎，細菌可經由尿道口跑到膀胱，有時候可以上溯至腎臟，而造成腎孟腎炎。

細菌除了從尿道口地到尿道以外，也可以經由血液跑到尿道中，當細菌造成尿道發炎以後，細菌常常會殘留在腎臟或是尿道結石或是在攝護腺中，在這些器官中不斷的生長，造成慢性的尿道炎。

男性為何得到尿道炎 ? 男性得到尿道炎最常的原因是，攝護腺的肥大、攝護腺炎或是尿道有任何的阻塞，都會容易造成男性的尿道炎，所以男性發生尿道炎必須要進一步的檢查。

男性尿道炎以淋菌性和非淋菌性多见。

尿道炎属泌尿系感染。

泌尿系统感染主要可以用抗生素来治疗。
通常轻微者只需服食两天到三天的抗生素就可痊愈，若严重的话，可能要服食几个星期。
患尿道系统发炎，患者应该时常喝水，尤其是当感到口渴时，更应该喝水。

如何预防：
　尿急时，不要延迟上厕所
　排尿时应尽量排干净。
　口渴时，就应多喝水或其它饮料
　性交后应排尿并且清洗。
　在大解后，应用清水加以洗干净。

尿道炎也可以造成尿毒症，不過非常罕見，只要有效的治療，尿道炎很少會進一步的傷害腎臟，造成尿毒症。

懒散

每一天可以过得很充实，也可以浑浑噩噩的让她流失。
只是用想的，什么都没做。时间不会为你而停留。
Time fly...

在什么都没做的当儿, 诺能从“有做事”的人身上，看到某某的方针，事情的不同做法，也是一种收获吧！

当然，这是不能成为永远的懒散借口。

Mistakes

Just copying..........

Mistakes
What they actually mean

If a barber makes a mistake,
It's a
new style

If a driver makes a mistake,
It is a
New path

If a engineer makes a mistake,
It is a
new venture

If parents makes a mistake,
It is a
new generation

If a politician makes a mistake,
It is a
New Law

If a scientist makes a mistake,
It is a
new invention

If a tailor makes a mistake,
It is a
new fashion

If a teacher makes a mistake ,
It is a
new theory

If our boss makes a mistake,
It is a
New idea

If an employee makes a mistake,
It is a
'Mistake'

洒脱

生活可以多姿多彩。生命的灿烂与否，在于妥当的拿捏。
很在乎别人的看法，亦不懈外人的眼光。
在适当的时候发泄，是一种解脱。
反之，倍增的压力久久难以撒去。
看远一点，想多一点，还得多学一点。

多看，多听，少说。。。并非无其道理。

共勉之。。